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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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