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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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