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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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