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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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