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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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