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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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