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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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