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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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