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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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