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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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