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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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