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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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