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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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