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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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