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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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