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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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