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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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