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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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