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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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