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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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