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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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