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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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