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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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