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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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