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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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