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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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