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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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