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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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