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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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