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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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