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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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