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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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