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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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