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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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