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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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