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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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