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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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