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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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