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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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