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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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