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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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