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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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