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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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