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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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