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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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