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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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