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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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