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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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