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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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