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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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