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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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