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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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