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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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