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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bilbo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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