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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gizmo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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