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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Maggie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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