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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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