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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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