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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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