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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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