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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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