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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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