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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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