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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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