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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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