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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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