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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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