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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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